underdawg
Squid Slayer
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- Jan 8, 2017
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over the years day in and out I have died the most horrid deaths on pko,so I decided to share my misfortunes ,1- SS>>each class has its own charm when its comes to death, sharp shooters are the champs of horrid deaths for me lol,most times its running away from a mob with very little hp left,so when I die my toon does a head dive like 20 feet long into the dirt, pretty cool I got to say, if pko chars gained weight the ss would be the fattest dude around from eating massive amounts of cakes, being paper thin on hp leads to many days of fun filled pko deaths, my favorite way to die with a ss though is the classic die while running from one mob into a worse mob, then because ss are so goofy fast you miss-click the mob 4 times and run in 2 circles, now at that point your frantic ,and your spamming cakes non-stop,just as you think you got them beat your cakes run out and you die in 2 swift hits,
2- CHAMPS AND CRUSS> because champs and cruss tank better they don't die in 2 hits,most times I die when I'm pushing ,my luck,the odds are I can kill one more boxeroo then rest, and then that one boxeroo is like the killer clown boxeroo from hell,it somehow morphs into a better version and soon your dead asking yourself wth was up with that,>>>>crusaders >again crus handle mobs so well that I grow brave, and run head first into a wall of mobs that I cant tank, but my classic crus death is when I go berserk and the lag is so bad that by the time the skill works the mob had already killed me,
3- mage class>seal master>cleric>I don't solo those classes a lot but I just love to die in a pt,many people in pko still havnt figured out that for a healer to help they have to keep it alive lol,nothing better for laughs then when your party of 5 all die shortly after your cleric dies,clerics depend on their shield a lot,,and both classes are sp based so lack of sp is a common cause of death .
VOY> classic voy death for me is everything is going great then ,click,click,?why isn't my ray working? My bolt? I run but its to late, my shell had ran out of energy at the worst possible moment
other ways to die that might be fun
1 the high lvl cruss that you payed to lvl you disconnects or dies and leaves you in the middle of a mob feast, you die a horrid death.
2.you have to step away for just a minute ,so you sit down in a spot you thought was safe,it wasn't ,you die a horrid death..
3.while having your morning coffee your cat jumps on your lap and proceeds to knock it over onto your keyboard you run for paper towels after kicking the cat, and come back to a horrid death..
4 you doing just fine in a small mob,then along runs a big party with a voy,who procedes to ray everything in his path,leaving you with nothing to kill,so you chase the pt into another mob just to yell hey! and ...die a horrid death..
5,you didn't think that mob would 1 hit you, it did .......,again a horrid death.
6.you thought you was clicking f1 and spamming cakes,but you wasn't ,,,,you know the outcome by now lol.......
feel free to post your horrid deaths on pko and stay tuned for my up and coming guides on stupid things to sell to the npc and foolish things to do in pko..cheers!
